*Feigns modesty and reluctance before greedily snatching gilded turd trophy*
I'd like to thank the academy. My dad and his olfactory stamina for tireless standing beside me with a stopwatch and sweat rag on those early mornings. My sponsors fiber one and dulcolax, couldn't have done it without you guys. And last but not least my lovely fakiancée, you're my everything baby *wipes tear from eye, and music plays to signal time's up*
Our kids will dominate the 2036 summer games. #1 in #2.
Is it normal i play connect 4 on my phone when i shit?
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Gosh, how could you get it out in four minutes?
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Hey, I probably could in 1 minute. I'm very objective when it comes to pooping. Lol ;)
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You deserve an award. =>
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Yeah. My lifelong dream. Fastest pooper award. :/
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Umm.....sorry, toots.
http://m.isitnormal.com/story/bisb-bitb-bnormalb-btob-bsetb-basideb-btimeb-btob-bshitb-91402/
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Aw, sweets, you can have the award. *hands it over* Here! ;)
Can you imagine our babies how fast they'd poop those lil' bastards?!
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*Feigns modesty and reluctance before greedily snatching gilded turd trophy*
I'd like to thank the academy. My dad and his olfactory stamina for tireless standing beside me with a stopwatch and sweat rag on those early mornings. My sponsors fiber one and dulcolax, couldn't have done it without you guys. And last but not least my lovely fakiancée, you're my everything baby *wipes tear from eye, and music plays to signal time's up*
Our kids will dominate the 2036 summer games. #1 in #2.
That would make for one heck of a diaper change!
lol