Is it normal I only eat soft pears?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    Mac: [Handing Charlie a pear] Chomp into it.

    Charlie Kelly: Just bite it?

    Mac: Yeah.

    Charlie Kelly: Okay.

    Mac: Like a piece of fruit, you would bite into it...

    Charlie Kelly: Agh! Tastes like sand.

    Mac: Like sand? Oh, that-that pear's not ripe, dude.

    Charlie Kelly: Ah.

    Mac: He burned us. Gypsy son of a bitch burned us! Excuse me, sir? What are you doing to my friend, Bozo? You burned us. It's dry.

    Fruit Vendor: You picked it out.

    Mac: Well, let's not get into a whole who picked out what. It's... I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give
    him the pear.

    Charlie Kelly: I can't, I just ate it.

    Mac: The whole thing?

    Charlie Kelly: Yeah. It was pretty gross and I...

    Mac: The stem and-and the core?

    Charlie Kelly: You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!

    Mac: Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?

    Charlie Kelly: Yeah, it was gross!

    Mac: Of course it's gross... it's a sticker, bro!

    Charlie Kelly: I eat stickers all the time, dude!

    Mac: Oh my god! This whole thing is a disaster. I'm going back to the car.

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