What has my dog done to you? Oh... no, wait... just say... "I'm allergic to dogs." BAM! Dog-free! And if talking to a girl... "You love me, right? And you would do anything? Okay. GET. RID. OF. YOUR. DAWWWWG." She'll probably hate you after that... Best NOT to say it...
IIN i'm sick and tired of people and their dogs?
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What has my dog done to you? Oh... no, wait... just say... "I'm allergic to dogs." BAM! Dog-free! And if talking to a girl... "You love me, right? And you would do anything? Okay. GET. RID. OF. YOUR. DAWWWWG." She'll probably hate you after that... Best NOT to say it...