Is it Normal, I'm Paranoid Something Watches Me Sleep At Night?

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  • You are not alone. I have to have half a dozen Molotov cocktails on my bedside table, otherwise I'll be up all night. If you decide to do like me, I suggest you use a 2:17 mixture of holy water and vodka or petrol. Better safe than sorry.

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    • I'll take that into consideration, any advice on how not to burn the house down though? I suppose keeping a hand to hand weapon nearby would help too..

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      • You could plaster the walls of your house with asbestos reinforced concrete. It's well worth the effort, trust me. You will be able to throw Molotov cocktails all day without even leaving the safety of your home.

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