IIN I'm impatient with losing weight?

Welcome to the struggle of losing weight. It WILL take several months to see a significant improvement in weight, and its not a once off thing either. Once that weight is off, you have to continue to follow a healthy diet everyday and get sufficient daily excersize.

Why do you think so many people end up giving up on the whole getting in shape and staying that way thing? Because its hard work and you don't see immediate results. Everything natural is the same, a lot of effort, very slow results. I've tried a lot of natural remedies for my severe eczema, and nothing helped. I recently started a course of high dose systemic cortisone medication, and my eczema is clearing up already.

You want fast results? Get yourself a diet pill. They'll make you feel horrible but hey, you'll be skinny, and that's what you're after, right? I hear FOF (fuck off fat) is a very effective diet pill. I also hear the side effects are hideous but you see results within a week or so.