IIN I'm concerned that if I go down on a girl, I won't like it ?

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  • Invent some kind of sock puppet with an automated tongue. When you do go down on a girl, do it in such an inconspicuous and fluent manner that she doesn't realise that the puppet is licking her poppet.
    While you are down there, have some activities handy. A coloring book or play Candy Crush on silent. Maybe on silent with vibrate. Hold that thing up against her butthole. Crush those candies, biatch. You fiesty.

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