Is it normal i love to flash men and bake them cookies?

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I just love flashing men. Sometimes I make it look like an accident. I also love to bake cookies for men. These poor guys work so hard all day and get nagged by the wife at home so they deserve a little happiness during the day. That is where I come in and put a smile on their face, a boner in their pants and a cookie in their belly!

I get immense satisfaction from doing this. Does anyone else do it too? IIN?

Guys: have you ever been blessed with a flash n' snack?

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Based on 168 votes (107 yes)

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SubstationSubCurb111713

9 years ago

Cookies and flashing. The holy trinity! Except there are only two of them.

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- anti-hero
  
  9 years ago
  
  2 tits and a cookie make 3. Or 1 tit and 2 cookies, little more awkward.
  
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  - SubstationSubCurb111713
    
    9 years ago
    
    Or zero tits and three cookies. That woman is going to get screwed left, right and center!
    
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SkullsNRoses

9 years ago

What context is this in? Do you know these men or just approach random ones in the street?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I know some, some are workmen in the area and sometimes I will do it while driving. I've always gotten an obvious positive reaction. The whiners on this thread are really exaggerating!
  
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ygrowup

9 years ago

There needs to be more of you! Got any sisters?

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CoraCook

9 years ago

Why do you do it all? I just bake the cookies and expect them to flash me in return.

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

I like how you consider something that could be sexual harassment to many men as a "blessing". I have had this happen by two people, one of which done it more than once. I would brush it off with a smile, but it wouldn't be a "blessing", I was uncomfortable with it.

Sexual harrassment is not a "blessing". Some people will like it, some won't. You don't get to just roll the dice and hope it lands on someone that wants to see, and if it rolls on the ones that don't, well, oh well.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  9 years ago
  
  I wholeheartedly agree! Sexual harassment is most certainly NOT a blessing. Exhibitionists give me the creeps to be quite honest.
  
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  - robbieforgotpw
    
    9 years ago
    
    Is a powermanure and cookie acceptable?
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      9 years ago
      
      Mwahahaha... I prefer store bought cookies but fart it out my stinky pal.
      
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      - robbieforgotpw
        
        9 years ago
        
        Watch Angry Grandpa episode on youtube- 100 ways to love a cat part 2. Go to about the 5:30 mark. Enjoy!
        
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        RoseIsabella
        
        9 years ago
        
        Damn, that's one alcoholic, white trailer trash, wretched ass geezer!
        
        So what type do you like, Robbiekins?
        
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- Shroot
  
  9 years ago
  
  prude
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  It's not sexual harassment. Take your femnazi "women can't be sexual" attitude outta here! Raaaaaape!!
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    9 years ago
    
    Yes, it is sexual harassment. If you're trying to claim I am a feminist of any sort, then you must not of been on this site very long.
    
    Nobody is saying women can't be sexual, I am saying just because you are female means everybody wants to see your sexual aspects when they did not ask to.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      It's not sexual harassment by legal definition (I'm not doing it under circumstances where sexual harassment laws would apply) and it's not even harassment by ANY definition.
      
      harass[ huh-ras, har-uhs ]verb (used with object)
      
      1. to disturb persistently; torment, as with troubles or cares; bother continually; pester; persecute.
      
      2. to trouble by repeated attacks, incursions, etc., as in war or hostilities; harry; raid.
      
      "Harassment" requires aggresive persistent unwelcome behavior towards another.
      
      You are being overly dramatic claiming this is sexual harassment and it's just feeding into this "rape culture" feminist mentality. As if it's so awful to be human! Women showing tits are allowing men to "rape" them!! Oh my!! Men showing some skin are "rapists"!! What utter nonsense. Stop feeding the beast. I doubt you are being honest when you said being flashed made you sooooooooo uncomfortable. It probably wasn't discomfort in a sexually violated way, was it? Maybe it was just that you were not attracted to the guy but no harm was done, right? No need to make him out to be some kind of sexual predator rapist weirdo over it! Relaaaax!
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        9 years ago
        
        sexual harassment
        noun
        noun: sexual harassment
        
        1.
        harassment (typically of a woman) in a workplace, or other professional or social situation, involving the making of unwanted sexual advances or obscene remarks.
        
        Harassment does not need to have "aggresive" nature to it.
        
        It is sexual harassment, you are showing your breasts to people that may not want to have your sexual parts thrown in their face. Would you like it if a guy walked up and done it to you with their penis? Do you think such behaviors are approprotate around children? If no, then why not if there's nothing wrong with it?
        
        Also, as I stated, one of them done it on multiple times to me.
        
        I do not support the rape culture theory, but that doesn't mean I do not oppose sexual harassment.
        
        You "doubt" it made me uncomfortable? Well, it did, your doubts are merely that and do not speak for how I felt in those situations. "Maybe you were just not attracted to the guy"...It wasn't a guy, they were female.
        When they showed me their breasts I was not interested, I did not want to see them. The sexual context in which I did not willingly take part in or wanted to did make me feel uncomfortable.
        
        No, I wasn't attracted to the women. I am not making them out so seem like rapists, sexual harassment is a far, far way away from the being a rapist.
        
        Don't make the assumption that anything of sexual nature and discomfort with sexual nature in some forms is somehow related to feminism, they don't own the issue.
        
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        Coltcobra
        
        9 years ago
        
        Your a whiny little bitch. Shut up. I'm sure any guy would love for a pretty woman to come give them a cookie and a view. It's not harassment if the guy likes it
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        9 years ago
        
        http://www.eeoc.gov/laws/types/sexual_harassment.cfm
        
        " Although the law doesn’t prohibit simple teasing, offhand comments, or isolated incidents that are not very serious, harassment is illegal when it is so frequent or severe that it creates a hostile or offensive work environment or when it results in an adverse employment decision (such as the victim being fired or demoted)."
        
        IT IS NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT. IT IS NOT HARASSMENT EITHER. Legally, at most it could be called "public lewdness" or indecent exposure, it is NOT anything like sexual harassment.
        
        You ARE acknowledging and agreeing with rape culture if you are actually soooo offended by a minor incident. Sooooo violated, eh? lol! Raaaaape!!! I been raaaaaaped!! omg guyz!!
        
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- ㅤㅤㅤ
  
  9 years ago
  
  Preach!
  
  Especially if they're not interested in women or asexual lmao
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    9 years ago
    
    That would be less than 5% of males and quite frankly it's racist of you to assume that just because a man is gay or asexual that he automatically has an issue with female nudity.
    
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    - ㅤㅤㅤ
      
      9 years ago
      
      ...That wouldn't be racist. It has nothing to do with race lol. Sexuality is not race.
      
      And I never said they had an "issue"; what you do to some could be considered sexual harrassment. If it's unsolicited, you have no way of knowing whether or not someone wants to see your little lady parts.
      
      Some people just wouldn't be interested in random-ass nudity, period. If I'm trying to eat my lunch and some random person (gender irrelevant) were to flash me I'd be fucking annoyed.
      
      I mean I guess do whatever you want so long as you're not forcing it on anybody. I don't know what kinds of people live near you but I don't know anyone who would see that and take someone seriously. To each their own or whatever, yada yada.
      
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KingRabbit

9 years ago

All you have to offer is naked bits and a sugar high. Your personality is kind of lacking depth.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  It's a hobby or borderline fetish, you might say. I have a man, I'm not doing this to get a man. They're not interested in my personality anyway!
  
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  - noid
    
    9 years ago
    
    And what does your man think about your behavior toward these other men? He doesn't mind?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      No, he doesn't mind! It's not like I flash constantly, I do it when it is appropriate or "safe". As for the cookies, oh yeah!! Sometimes I will send a bunch with him to work and he will describe for me how much everyone liked them. It turns me on. (most of his coworkers have seen me nude or semi nude at one time or another) Or I deliver them to various people or places myself. It just depends on what is going on at the time.
      
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  - KingRabbit
    
    9 years ago
    
    grow up, calling it a fetish doesn't make it better. You like attention. That's normal. The fact that you think you are doing men a favor by being an attention whore is the part that boggles my mind. You are no better than the stereotypical construction worker who is cat calling and wolf whistling. Actually, worse. They don't typically expose their junk.
    
    And who are you to judge their home life? I'm sure plenty of those men do not have a nagging woman at home, that's all poppycock to assume. Again, grow up. And what if they are diabetic? Now you are just being cruel.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      I also have a fetish for being scolded. Keep talking...I'm almost there...
      
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Robby1969

9 years ago

Bj and dinner is way better!! That's my kind of girl!! Lol

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RazzSoH

9 years ago

marry me?

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anti-hero

9 years ago

Boner in the pants is no good when there is no release. Be a trooper and pump these guys off while they eat the cookies. I mean the tits are already out, give em a tit wank for fuck sake. You are a lazy cookie whore cock tease if you aren't getting these poor guys off.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Nah, I'd rather think about them beating off to me later on.
  
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  - Robby1969
    
    9 years ago
    
    Defiantly a attention whore!! Lol
    
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  - SouthGuy81
    
    9 years ago
    
    Send me a pic and I'll beat off to you tonight. The thought of you getting turned on by the thought of me getting turned at the thought of you, turns me on, and I'm not even kidding.
    
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  - anti-hero
    
    9 years ago
    
    You godless prick tease.
    
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green_boogers

9 years ago

A boner in my pants and a cookie in my gut, puts a smile in my heart. Thank you for caring.

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Captain_Kegstand

9 years ago

I've never gotten a "flash and snack"... damn the luck.

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Energy

9 years ago

Wtf.....

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Hedgehug95

9 years ago

I recently discovered I am kind of an exhibitionist and I would also do it if I was single, but it seems like I'll have to keep the good stuff for my man :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  It can be a turn-on for boyfriends!! Ask him or just do it once in front of him and see what happens.
  
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Couman

9 years ago

If you did this at MY workplace it would be considered harassment.

(Unless the cookies were vegan.)

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- Crusades
  
  9 years ago
  
  What do you mean by vegan cookies? Like, without milk or eggs? How the fuck can you make cookies without them?
  
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  - Couman
    
    9 years ago
    
    Technically it would also mean no honey, but you're right, we wouldn't actually care about that part.
    
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megadriver

9 years ago

I vote Yes, cause flashin' 'n' snackin' is cool! XD

Wish I knew a girl that flashes me and then makes me cookies...
Sadly I don't. While my girlfriend can do the flashing bit quite nicely, her cooking skills are terrible...
I'm not kidding.

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- Crusades
  
  9 years ago
  
  That's why you need to keep women in the kitchen.
  
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GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

9 years ago

I have a rule: don't get the boner engine started if your not taking it anywhere.
On a lighter note, I love cookies!.

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Crusades

9 years ago

I remember this being posted like a year or two ago. Back then, people here still had a negative reaction, only the problem then was that you don't make cookies for women too. But you didn't mention the flashing part so they had to focus on something else to bitch about.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Is this it?
  
  http://m.isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-that-i-like-to-make-bbakedb-bgoodsb-bforb-bmenb-151260/
  
  It's definitely not my post. You are right about the reactions. Hilarious! People just looooove to bitch. Discrimination! Sexual harassment! Ohhh dear I am so offended and I think I may have just got raaaaaaaped or something!!!! lol
  
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Satanic_Cereal

9 years ago

1) Place a personals ad, and explain that you're looking for a guy who wants to be flashed (and baked cookies for at the same time?)--- I think there's guys who are looking for that.

2) Or, go find a nude beach! And just hang out there, while cheerfully passing out cookies to people. People at nude beaches like picnics! (I know because I've been to them =))

Nude-beachers might not want you to shake your junk at them, or anything, though. So if you want to do that, then I'd go with the personals ad. And yeah, other people are right that you should not flash anyone, who did not ask to be flashed.

Or you could become a stripper. But strippers usually don't pass out cookies?

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