IIN I love doggy style but don’t want my butthole touched?

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  • bigbudchonga
    4 years ago | pl

    Sew up your butthole, or put a cork in it, then there won't be a problem

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    • RoseIsabella
      4 years ago | pl

      I used to know a girl who had her asshole sewn shut.

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      • raisinbran
        4 years ago | pl

        Umm... really? Why?

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        • RoseIsabella
          4 years ago | pl

          ... because she had to have an ostomy bag. She was kind of asshole which is hella funny, because I have never referred to her as a poo bag, but now I see that I could have. She was one of those super annoying vegetarians who invited you out to a restaurant then bitches about how you order steak, and just complains the whole time you're trying to eat. She actually showed her sewn up asshole to a mutual friend. I dunno what all of that was about.

          She also enjoyed nagging a lot, and I mean a lot. I think she was surprised to see that I don't respond much to nagging.

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