Is it normal i love animals... too much?

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Last year, in 10th grade, I went to the zoo with my family. So I see this lion at the zoo, I swear I got an erection in 2 seconds. When I saw my family leave, and no one was around, I stuck my penis into the lion cage and the lion starts licking it! Is it normal I'm into lions?

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Based on 9 votes (3 yes)
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  • Jweezee
    12 years ago

    You're lion

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  • Alysin
    11 years ago

    I don't know about were you live but the zoos here have 2 fences and a 30 foot ditch surrounding the habitats of the big cats and bears.
    Trololol

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  • mslana
    12 years ago

    would of tried something smaller

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  • pem24
    12 years ago

    Wow, be grateful that the lion forgot to wear his false teeth.

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  • tentacleTherapist
    12 years ago

    Yeah, totally normal.

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    B.S. everyone knows that giraffes lick male penises, not lions!

    They have much longer tongues so it's easier for them to reach through the fence.

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  • Darkoil
    12 years ago

    Troll but I actually thought this was really funny.

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