first of all, your girlfriend is a real lady because she admits that she poops! most women are not honest enough about their bodily functions to ever say stuff like that. if you can trust her about being honest with her shit that means you can trust her with anything. op you did the right thing, if you're gonna love a woman you better love all of her, including her bullshit. that's what a real man would do! (just make sure she takes a dump first, uses toilet paper generously, and showers before engaging in said act) *fist pumps* and if she's uncomfortable with rim jobs give her a little encouragement by saying that she can lick your butthole too if she so desires. he who giveth shall also receiveth. it's in the bible which is proven to always be right about everything.
Is it normal I like ass licking being a straight male?
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first of all, your girlfriend is a real lady because she admits that she poops! most women are not honest enough about their bodily functions to ever say stuff like that. if you can trust her about being honest with her shit that means you can trust her with anything. op you did the right thing, if you're gonna love a woman you better love all of her, including her bullshit. that's what a real man would do! (just make sure she takes a dump first, uses toilet paper generously, and showers before engaging in said act) *fist pumps* and if she's uncomfortable with rim jobs give her a little encouragement by saying that she can lick your butthole too if she so desires. he who giveth shall also receiveth. it's in the bible which is proven to always be right about everything.