To be perfectly honest... anal kinda sucks. The naughty taboo thing is fun but after like 5 minutes, the room starts to smell... "poopy". The smell of shit is NOT a turn on for me. And there is a "gritty" texture I dont much care for. Also, some chicks just dont like it no matter how good you are at getting them to relax. For me, if the lady isnt enjoying things 100% it distracts me for enjoying things because I get off on getting her off. Why waste all that time and energy trying to wear that trashcan on your feet when literally right next to it is a fucking AWESOME pair of shoes custom built and Taylor made to go the distance. A perfect machine effectively self lubricating to protect all the moving parts and ensure the arrival to the land of clenched legs and twitching hips. My favorite town to visit because it's always a good time had by all. And if you're smart enough to listen carefully, your lady tour guide will tell you the best way to get there and then all bets are off because were both getting fired for missing work..... forget that coal car friend. The seat you want on this train is one car forward. Hang on to your hat because it's a wild ride.....
Maybe don't fuck with homeless people?
I've never had any poop smell problem when doing anal with a girl. And I've seen girl having incredible orgasms from anal.
You're probably just bad at sex.
Thanks for that in depth analysis there james! Your perception is wildly inaccurate but what can you expect from an amature shrink using their own experience as a guide for what is both possible and probable. As to my prowess in the sack? Had you read my comment using an analytical thought process you would realize that your comment was, again, a failure on your part to surmise any usable information about the person to whom you replied to.
No in depth analysis there. Just stating your ignorance about anal sex.
People bragging about their "prowess" are usually the most insecure about it. Thanks for proving my point.
I've never smelt the poop smell during anal. The worst experience is a chic had gas I think and I smelt that but that was only once out of 50 times. I like it.
I agree 100%. I don't like anal and it's nothing to do with my sex skills, it's just a preference. My girlfriend hates the concept of anal too, so we're cool doing it standard.
One of the biggest turn ons for me is making my girl squirm from pleasure. You get her to orgasm and she'll rev you up in to the red and give you the ride of a lifetime.
Also I love to be able to see her face. It's one of the hottest things. Staring at an ass does nothing for me.
IIN I like anal more than vaginal?
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To be perfectly honest... anal kinda sucks. The naughty taboo thing is fun but after like 5 minutes, the room starts to smell... "poopy". The smell of shit is NOT a turn on for me. And there is a "gritty" texture I dont much care for. Also, some chicks just dont like it no matter how good you are at getting them to relax. For me, if the lady isnt enjoying things 100% it distracts me for enjoying things because I get off on getting her off. Why waste all that time and energy trying to wear that trashcan on your feet when literally right next to it is a fucking AWESOME pair of shoes custom built and Taylor made to go the distance. A perfect machine effectively self lubricating to protect all the moving parts and ensure the arrival to the land of clenched legs and twitching hips. My favorite town to visit because it's always a good time had by all. And if you're smart enough to listen carefully, your lady tour guide will tell you the best way to get there and then all bets are off because were both getting fired for missing work..... forget that coal car friend. The seat you want on this train is one car forward. Hang on to your hat because it's a wild ride.....
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Maybe don't fuck with homeless people?
I've never had any poop smell problem when doing anal with a girl. And I've seen girl having incredible orgasms from anal.
You're probably just bad at sex.
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Thanks for that in depth analysis there james! Your perception is wildly inaccurate but what can you expect from an amature shrink using their own experience as a guide for what is both possible and probable. As to my prowess in the sack? Had you read my comment using an analytical thought process you would realize that your comment was, again, a failure on your part to surmise any usable information about the person to whom you replied to.
Back to the drawing board little jimmy...
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No in depth analysis there. Just stating your ignorance about anal sex.
People bragging about their "prowess" are usually the most insecure about it. Thanks for proving my point.
I've never smelt the poop smell during anal. The worst experience is a chic had gas I think and I smelt that but that was only once out of 50 times. I like it.
This is almost poetic... +1 from me.
I agree 100%. I don't like anal and it's nothing to do with my sex skills, it's just a preference. My girlfriend hates the concept of anal too, so we're cool doing it standard.
One of the biggest turn ons for me is making my girl squirm from pleasure. You get her to orgasm and she'll rev you up in to the red and give you the ride of a lifetime.
Also I love to be able to see her face. It's one of the hottest things. Staring at an ass does nothing for me.