IIN I just jerked off into my own mouth?

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago | pl

    But then we wouldn't need partners. Although it would take the expense and hassle out of dating.
    (Not counting bills from the chiropractor.)

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago | pl

      Chiropractor? lol Ever heard of yoga? XD

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      • VirgilManly
        8 years ago | pl

        How do you do yoga after your back is thrown out and the guy has a belly full of, of, um, spermatozoa?

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          8 years ago | pl

          No silly Virgil. You do yoga to prevent throwing your back into the tormenting trash can of pain and brussels sprouts. Unless...you like brussels sprouts? EEK! Stay away!

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          • VirgilManly
            8 years ago | pl

            Wouldn't it be easier for him to just jerk off into a cup & drink it? No yoga, no chiropractor and no brussel sprouts.

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