IIN I have to beg him for sex?

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  • Tempest-au
    7 years ago | pl

    I've a spare axe and circular saw over here if you need it... In my bedroom... Behind the door...

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    • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
      7 years ago | pl

      A spare axe could be handy!
      Face down on the ground Sir with your legs spread and hands behind your head. Twitch one eyelid and it'll be tempest go night night. Sulphuric acid in the bathroom?

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      • Tempest-au
        7 years ago | pl

        I refuse to answer regarding the contents of my bathroom cabinets. Anyway, the Aqua Regia is purely leftover from my jewelry making days, and the sulphuric acid is just for topping up the car battery.

        So what, I buy in bulk, there's no crime in that is there!

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        • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
          7 years ago | pl

          Lie still and zip it funny man! Talk again and I'll 'tase' you. That's your first and only warning!

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          • Carlton03
            7 years ago | pl

            Haha taze you.... Cute :-)

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          • Tempest-au
            7 years ago | pl

            Ooo, you are such a t(e)ase! ;)

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            • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
              7 years ago | pl

              No e I'm afraid. If you want an e you take it after I leave with the axe. Thankyou Sir!

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              • Tempest-au
                7 years ago | pl

                I have no idea what you are talking about young lady. I think need to come here and take your medicine before we even discuss you borrowing the axe! Girls these days!

                Be careful with those containers too, I certainly won't be happy if you come around and start dropping acid on my lawn!

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