*A Man sits in a swivel chair that's facing the window. He's wearing a navy blue pin-striped suit and he is stroking his beard.*
*Man presses button and summons his secretary*
*She enters*
"You called for me, Sir?"
"Sheila, there's a bloke down there on the street who claims that he has 30cm of hair on his back... Do you know what this means?!"
*Sheila takes a pause*
*There's a volcanic anger slowly brimming to the top of the Man*
"HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?! YOU'VE BEEN MY SECRETARY FOR NINE YEARS AND YET YOU STILL DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT ME!!!! YOU ARE SO INDIFFERENT TO MY PASSIONS AND PEEVES THAT IT HAS BECOME UNACCEPTABLE!!!! THIS IS VERY BAD FOR ME BECAUSE, I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD HAVE THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF HAIR ANYWHERE! ... Sheila, you're going to have to cut off all of your hair so it can be conjoined with my existing back hairs. Only then will I have the longest back hair ever!!!!
*He takes a deep breath and the fire flares up again*
"BUT I SWEAR, SHEILA, I SWEAR. IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN I WILL FIRE YOU AND YOUR BUM WILL BE OUT ON THE STREETS!!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"
*Sheila is speechless and wide eyed. Tears are starting to overflow from the windows of her soul*
"Oh! Please, don't fire me! I'm so sorry!!!"
"Don't worry Sheila, I'm going to give you one more chance."
"Oh, thank you, Sir!"
"Now come over here and kiss me."
*She clearly is reluctant, but she knows she has to do it or else...*
Ha, she kisses him, some bosses threaten their secretaries with the sack if they don't do what they are told in the passion front, not a good situation for her to be in, especially if she has not had had any sex with any man before.
Just joking, its a very beautiful story. There's nothing worse than working for a wishy washy boss incapable of making a decision. Unfortunately, companies are falling by the wayside because their people lack the passion portrayed in this story, personal loyalty and dedication from the employee and an act of generosity at great sacrifice to assist her boss to become greatest, a caring yet authoritative boss gently encouraging his employee to improve and the hot steaming passion.
So how did the hair extension turn out?
IIN I have a 30cm hair growing from my back, beat that!
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*A Man sits in a swivel chair that's facing the window. He's wearing a navy blue pin-striped suit and he is stroking his beard.*
*Man presses button and summons his secretary*
*She enters*
"You called for me, Sir?"
"Sheila, there's a bloke down there on the street who claims that he has 30cm of hair on his back... Do you know what this means?!"
*Sheila takes a pause*
*There's a volcanic anger slowly brimming to the top of the Man*
"HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?! YOU'VE BEEN MY SECRETARY FOR NINE YEARS AND YET YOU STILL DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT ME!!!! YOU ARE SO INDIFFERENT TO MY PASSIONS AND PEEVES THAT IT HAS BECOME UNACCEPTABLE!!!! THIS IS VERY BAD FOR ME BECAUSE, I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD HAVE THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF HAIR ANYWHERE! ... Sheila, you're going to have to cut off all of your hair so it can be conjoined with my existing back hairs. Only then will I have the longest back hair ever!!!!
*He takes a deep breath and the fire flares up again*
"BUT I SWEAR, SHEILA, I SWEAR. IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN I WILL FIRE YOU AND YOUR BUM WILL BE OUT ON THE STREETS!!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"
*Sheila is speechless and wide eyed. Tears are starting to overflow from the windows of her soul*
"Oh! Please, don't fire me! I'm so sorry!!!"
"Don't worry Sheila, I'm going to give you one more chance."
"Oh, thank you, Sir!"
"Now come over here and kiss me."
*She clearly is reluctant, but she knows she has to do it or else...*
*She kisses him*
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Ha, she kisses him, some bosses threaten their secretaries with the sack if they don't do what they are told in the passion front, not a good situation for her to be in, especially if she has not had had any sex with any man before.
Bloody troll!
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Just joking, its a very beautiful story. There's nothing worse than working for a wishy washy boss incapable of making a decision. Unfortunately, companies are falling by the wayside because their people lack the passion portrayed in this story, personal loyalty and dedication from the employee and an act of generosity at great sacrifice to assist her boss to become greatest, a caring yet authoritative boss gently encouraging his employee to improve and the hot steaming passion.
So how did the hair extension turn out?
If its a duel you want, a duel you shall get!