Is it normal I hate this "God complex" people seem to get?

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  • Oh my god, my friend is so like this. He's a little atheist shit, and when I say anything that he approves of he congratulates me for thinking like him. Or if I need to do dishes or something he acts like there's only one way to wash a pot, and he'll rewash the pot I just cleaned to show me how to do it.

    He's probably the most selfish human being I've ever met. I told him I got him a gift for Christmas even though he believes he's god, and as soon as we met up he asked for his gift, and guess what he didn't get me anything. What a shithead

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    • Why are you friends with this jerk at all?

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      • He has his moments, he's not completely stuck up his ass.

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        • Sounds like you are trapped in an abusive relationship with this guy? What does he use to beat you?

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        • Well, know that he's lucky to have you!

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          • Do you have a well shaped hiney?

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            • Maybe, I dunno. I would like to lose some weight and learn some exercises to make my bum bigger and rounder. I am happy that my butt's not flat or anything gross like that. It's just tight, firm and a little round.

              I just realized that I'd be in good shape if my whole body was like my butt.

              C'est la vie.
              *sighs and farts simultaneously*

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          • I hope you're being sarcastic lol

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    • Your "friend" with benefits.

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      • No I friend zoned him in Highschool, anyone who acts like that doesn't get any benefits.

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        • Hmm. I guess a lot of other people do though.

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