Oh my god, my friend is so like this. He's a little atheist shit, and when I say anything that he approves of he congratulates me for thinking like him. Or if I need to do dishes or something he acts like there's only one way to wash a pot, and he'll rewash the pot I just cleaned to show me how to do it.
He's probably the most selfish human being I've ever met. I told him I got him a gift for Christmas even though he believes he's god, and as soon as we met up he asked for his gift, and guess what he didn't get me anything. What a shithead
Maybe, I dunno. I would like to lose some weight and learn some exercises to make my bum bigger and rounder. I am happy that my butt's not flat or anything gross like that. It's just tight, firm and a little round.
I just realized that I'd be in good shape if my whole body was like my butt.
Is it normal I hate this "God complex" people seem to get?
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Oh my god, my friend is so like this. He's a little atheist shit, and when I say anything that he approves of he congratulates me for thinking like him. Or if I need to do dishes or something he acts like there's only one way to wash a pot, and he'll rewash the pot I just cleaned to show me how to do it.
He's probably the most selfish human being I've ever met. I told him I got him a gift for Christmas even though he believes he's god, and as soon as we met up he asked for his gift, and guess what he didn't get me anything. What a shithead
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[Old Memory]
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Why are you friends with this jerk at all?
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He has his moments, he's not completely stuck up his ass.
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RoseIsabella
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Sounds like you are trapped in an abusive relationship with this guy? What does he use to beat you?
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Hah, no. We're just friends.
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That's what they aaaaalll saaaay.
Well, know that he's lucky to have you!
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Do you have a well shaped hiney?
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Maybe, I dunno. I would like to lose some weight and learn some exercises to make my bum bigger and rounder. I am happy that my butt's not flat or anything gross like that. It's just tight, firm and a little round.
I just realized that I'd be in good shape if my whole body was like my butt.
C'est la vie.
*sighs and farts simultaneously*
I hope you're being sarcastic lol
Your "friend" with benefits.
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No I friend zoned him in Highschool, anyone who acts like that doesn't get any benefits.
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Hmm. I guess a lot of other people do though.
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No, I don't hookup outside of a relationship.
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Das ist gut.