is it normal i dont know how to talk to a lesbian?

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago | pl

    Well, this might just be your lucky day, cause I do, and it should go something like this:

    - Wassup, dykes? How's y'all doing? Eating lotsa pussy lately? And howsabout that oil in dem trucks, huh? I know, right? Fuck yeah! I just love me a frikkin truck! Us lesbos all loves us'selves our vehicles just like our vaginas, nice big scary and hairy, right? Get it, ladies...............? Get it? Ha ha? Yeah! Ha........... Ha ha......... Hey......... Where you off to, lezes? Don't go...... I got us some shots...... And lesbian porn playin' in the van............. Swear to God, no dicks or balls. Aw, man.......... Come on! Come back......................... Please?

    Or just go for:

    - So... Hi, I'm Lezkiss. *smile*

    And take it from there. ;)

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    • dalmationUntoyourSoul
      11 years ago | pl

      hilarity. thank you for making me smile.

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    • Allistalla
      11 years ago | pl

      Dude you made me luagh so hard!" Whats up dykes eat alota pussy lately? My god.

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    • Allistalla
      11 years ago | pl

      Near the end starts sounding like a rapist. " I got porn in my van"? Fail.

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      • NoraBaker
        11 years ago | pl

        Aw, Alli, don't talk like that about the poor les! She might as well have said "I got The L Word and that hot stud Shane playing in my mobile-home".

        'Cause maybe she was living in her van after she came out to her parents and they kicked her out of their happy home!! :(

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    • robbieforgotpw
      9 years ago | pl

      To OP

      Compliment them on their butch cuts and long shorts

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    • diaperwolf21
      10 years ago | pl

      LMFAO

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