A long time ago I was at a friend's house and I had to pee, he said he knew he didn't have any TP and threw me a t-shirt, telling me to 'use this'...I was like, uh...are you sure?? Yeah, he was serious...
Another time a friend had run out and there was a stack of coffee filters in there. Actually they worked pretty good and were soft!! Better than a napkin. Probably not good for the pipes, I'd imagine!!
The worst thing I ever did at my own house was use the fabric shower curtain.
At my mom's house, a neighborhood kid was over playing with us and he went to the bathroom and there wasn't a TP outage or anything, but it was like that scene from Dumb and Dumber 2 with the melted candy bar all over the bathroom...THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!! We had to throw out every fucking thing, the rug, the towels, the shower curtain, everything, including things like toothbrushes just in case. The kid had a slight degree of autism, but we had no idea he had that problem, he functions very normally much of the time. I don't know if it was an accident or if he had problems with the bathroom, but that was a shitty day!! Needless to say he never came over to play again.
Boy, I have a lot of stupid, gross stories!! Way too many, I think!!
IIN I don't bother to buy TP until I'm just about out or bone dry?
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Oh, man, lol!!
A long time ago I was at a friend's house and I had to pee, he said he knew he didn't have any TP and threw me a t-shirt, telling me to 'use this'...I was like, uh...are you sure?? Yeah, he was serious...
Another time a friend had run out and there was a stack of coffee filters in there. Actually they worked pretty good and were soft!! Better than a napkin. Probably not good for the pipes, I'd imagine!!
The worst thing I ever did at my own house was use the fabric shower curtain.
At my mom's house, a neighborhood kid was over playing with us and he went to the bathroom and there wasn't a TP outage or anything, but it was like that scene from Dumb and Dumber 2 with the melted candy bar all over the bathroom...THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!! We had to throw out every fucking thing, the rug, the towels, the shower curtain, everything, including things like toothbrushes just in case. The kid had a slight degree of autism, but we had no idea he had that problem, he functions very normally much of the time. I don't know if it was an accident or if he had problems with the bathroom, but that was a shitty day!! Needless to say he never came over to play again.
Boy, I have a lot of stupid, gross stories!! Way too many, I think!!