Is it normal i do this to meet girls?

Ok i have this strange way of getting girls attention. When im at the beach and i see some cute girls ill pull down my trunks and flash my dick.
Then ill kinda be like hey wussap or yo babe. Some of them like it some of them are freaked out and some of them just laugh histerically. One time i took it up a notch and swung it around like a wind mill...but they laughed so much and it almost drew too much attention...
I normally only do this at the beaches down in florida but sometimes in downtown savannah georgia too. i always check the area to see if theres no cops around or offended citizens. One time a freaked out lady told the lifeguard and i barely got away before he caught me. Now i cant go back to that spot...
I know its illegal but my intentions arent like that and i never do it around kids either. i always make sure there are no kids. But I cant help it ive been doing this since i was 14. I never do it to younger girls. only girls my own age. Yeh its a graphic way to hit on girls but it doesnt seem that bad to me. The only reason i felt nervous about it at first is because of getting in trouble..but i wasnt worried about what the girls think. is it normal or what?

Is It Normal?
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  • It'll be good practice for making new friends in jail when you get caught.

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  • well, now i know to stay away from florida...

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  • dude, this is weird. you are not normal, you are a freak and you are very perverted and creepy. sort your life out.

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  • I think this is very creepy. Not everyone wants to see your junk, dude. Seriously. There is something wrong with you. I think you should seek some help. It's one thing to be an exabitionist, but it's another to show your dick and play "windmill" in a public place.

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    • I dunno, I still find exhibitionists who are guys kinda creepy.. I wouldn't mind a female one though

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  • "i wasnt worried about what the girls think".

    Therein lies the issue. It should bother you, that is what makes me think this isn't normal.

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  • Why dont you just go do this at a nude beach.

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  • I used to show my butt and dick at trains passing by the train station and throw rocks at them. Sometimes i was almost completely naked and stoned out of my mind. I even used to rub myself against train and busses passengers. When I was on them. I slapped random chicks asses even if they were with they boyfriends. Payed other ones to show me their boobs. And I walked around town with my penis sticking out of my zipper in crowded areas. A friend of mine was with me. He was wearing one of those gay pants, his butt was showing, we got approached by a bunch of guys treatening to call the police on us, we just totally sharted on them. And we ran around town in a shopping cart. I was pretending to be a baby, I was wearing one of these funny baby hats and going all ga ga duh prrr! We had a very hard time running away from an angry mob.
    And another time I was wearing just a chain around my waist and shoulder,with boots on, i was pretending to be an exaggerated transvestite without a sense of fashion. I kept saying I just came out of a space craft and I was from Ur anus.
    I got blown by an underage guy passing by who thought I was hot...
    Distributed porn magazines pages to little kids.. I placed them onto their parents cars windshields as well, it was fun seeing them getting yelled on by their parents after grabbing the pages: like: where did you get that?
    It was on the car! Don't you lie to me!
    I was laughing my ass half to death on the other side of the road where they could not see me. I distributed chocolate with rat droppings in it to other kids.
    I wore a bride's dress om the beach bathed with it then came out of the water while taking it off as my friends tossed sand at me, I ran around the beach naked, covered in sand,shitting on myself because some guys were chasing me and I thought they wanted to kill me...
    I definitely win this one.

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  • Dude, you should both get some fucking help and stay the fuck away from me..

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  • i have a hard time believing that some girls laughed. no offense. cuz personally, i don't think that dicks are funny. :)

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