IIN I could SMELL his virginity?

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  • derpyderp
    8 years ago | pl

    Oh OK, well you didn't say that before...
    I was thinking maybe he just wasn't comfortable dancing.
    I used to be quite confident around girls but I'm the sort of person that's never really comfortable on the dancefloor.

    This poor bastard!
    Are you going to see him again?
    If you do just savagely rape him or something...

    I can almost guarantee he went home that night thinking "What the fuck did I just do!" "Why didn't I just hold her ass!" before he cried himself to sleep.
    It's a horrible feeling. I've heard... :/

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      Next time I see him i plan on straight out asking him. HEY MAN ARE YOU A VIRGIN. though im not sure if i should ask it in a joking manner or a serious one.

      If he confirms that he is, how exciting!
      I WILL rape him. Hehehe;)

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    • LaBellesima
      8 years ago | pl

      why? what is it with guys not liking to dance i just dont get it!

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      • derpyderp
        8 years ago | pl

        Personally I'm just an awkward cunt.
        I can like old-school slow dance with a girl but I'm a fucking mess otherwise...

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        • LaBellesima
          8 years ago | pl

          that sounds so funny! I mean, not like im laughing at you funny lol but idk. i think its just cute when a guy is awkward dancing:)

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          • shuggy-chan
            8 years ago | pl

            Most guys never danced outside of there house and have the mortal fear of dancing and looking like "Carlton" from fresh prince

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            • LaBellesima
              8 years ago | pl

              but the carlton dance is sexy!

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              • shuggy-chan
                8 years ago | pl

                well its hard to pull off, you need years of confidence in "being awkward" as your thing, i think i could pull it off.

                but not just any slub can pull that delicate balance

                *dances around you with a bit too much confidence* wooooo!

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