Not being a girl, I cannot relate to the question, but I just have to ask; did he get to paradise, by the dashboard lights? Did ja, did ja? Huh, huh, huh? Sorry.
but surely you can tell or at least have some sense if a girl is a virgin when you are on said date?
Aaaaand. ok. read on. NO! we did not get there. I just didnt think he would know what to do. How did i kno? preview: I lifted my leg wrapped my thighs around his body and sadly, he didnt know what to do:/
He was supposed to have lifted me up with his arms to have both legs in on him whilst grabbing mah bootAY with both hands
Oh OK, well you didn't say that before...
I was thinking maybe he just wasn't comfortable dancing.
I used to be quite confident around girls but I'm the sort of person that's never really comfortable on the dancefloor.
This poor bastard!
Are you going to see him again?
If you do just savagely rape him or something...
I can almost guarantee he went home that night thinking "What the fuck did I just do!" "Why didn't I just hold her ass!" before he cried himself to sleep.
It's a horrible feeling. I've heard... :/
Next time I see him i plan on straight out asking him. HEY MAN ARE YOU A VIRGIN. though im not sure if i should ask it in a joking manner or a serious one.
If he confirms that he is, how exciting!
I WILL rape him. Hehehe;)
IIN I could SMELL his virginity?
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Not being a girl, I cannot relate to the question, but I just have to ask; did he get to paradise, by the dashboard lights? Did ja, did ja? Huh, huh, huh? Sorry.
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but surely you can tell or at least have some sense if a girl is a virgin when you are on said date?
Aaaaand. ok. read on. NO! we did not get there. I just didnt think he would know what to do. How did i kno? preview: I lifted my leg wrapped my thighs around his body and sadly, he didnt know what to do:/
He was supposed to have lifted me up with his arms to have both legs in on him whilst grabbing mah bootAY with both hands
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& you weren't willing to teach him?
Someone's going to have to...
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lol oh come on! i tried. like i literally moved his hands to my...
its literally saying look here man you put your hands here, you move them here, do this.
but when id let go in hopes that hed take over and finish, his hands would trail off and straight back to my waist, again pinching me in:/
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Oh OK, well you didn't say that before...
I was thinking maybe he just wasn't comfortable dancing.
I used to be quite confident around girls but I'm the sort of person that's never really comfortable on the dancefloor.
This poor bastard!
Are you going to see him again?
If you do just savagely rape him or something...
I can almost guarantee he went home that night thinking "What the fuck did I just do!" "Why didn't I just hold her ass!" before he cried himself to sleep.
It's a horrible feeling. I've heard... :/
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Next time I see him i plan on straight out asking him. HEY MAN ARE YOU A VIRGIN. though im not sure if i should ask it in a joking manner or a serious one.
If he confirms that he is, how exciting!
I WILL rape him. Hehehe;)
why? what is it with guys not liking to dance i just dont get it!
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Personally I'm just an awkward cunt.
I can like old-school slow dance with a girl but I'm a fucking mess otherwise...