Is it normal i confess my drunk love to my friend

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Every time I get drunk, at the natural frat boy rate, I always propose to my friend Ken. I get hammered, seek that fucker out, and confess my love for him and make him arrange the wedding plans.

Ken's a bro he plays along and takes it well and puts up with my loud obnoxious drunkenness, but I think he takes advantage of it a little bit. He's an honors college guy and pretty straight edge so he's always "responsible for me" when I'm hammered or high off my ass.

He always asks me to kiss him goodnight, but doesn't take it seriously cause he most always gets an off target alcohol smooch and accepts it all the same. I think that's kinda sleazy of him.

Ken's a cool dude, real fuckin' pal, might be a little fruity but that's alright, just don't want to be giving him the wrong idea.

I might just be the I Love You Man kind of drunk, that's not a bad thing to be right?

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  • Pseodonihm
    6 years ago

    If I described the craziest thing I have done while drunk I would probably be banned from this site. And then arrested. Don't worry, it doesn't involve a sex act of any kind, and I didn't kill anyone. Also I would like to mention that, I..do..not..drink..anymore. Because when you get that drunk, crazy happens.

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  • yesnomaybeso
    6 years ago

    I like the i love you man kind of drunk people :)

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  • Ratmanwakes
    6 years ago

    Yeah. Ahem. Dude, Ken has you on gay-dar. He's just waiting for you to pass out one night and . . . well, let's just say that your butt hole is going to be really sore when you sober up the following morning.

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