Is it normal i can't shit with my girlfriend home

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My girlfriend moved in with me about six months ago and I can't shit when she's home. We both work part time and take full college schedules but our schedules lay perfectly over each other. Every time I piss or try to take a shit she starts yelling my name to help her with something, walk in, wants to talk, or just to "Make sure I'm still inside" for these reasons I only shit like once a week if I get lucky and she's not here. Help

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  • Tealights
    6 years ago

    Talk to her about it, even setup a rule that if one of you are in the bathroom, do not disturb unless it's a true emergency or something like that.

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  • rayb12
    6 years ago

    Shit on her face

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  • Adam_Hitler
    6 years ago

    I haven't shit for 15 years, your not alone. just use a spoon and scoop. or anal beads they work too.

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  • Holzman_67
    6 years ago

    I've got a solution for you but it depends if you have a fireplace in your home that you can seal

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      *raises one eyebrow* Hmm...

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      • Holzman_67
        6 years ago

        lol i meant that if he seals his fireplace he can go up on the roof and shit down his chimney lol

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        • RoseIsabella
          6 years ago

          Is it normal that our bathroom door is always open, because that's what the cat prefers?

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