Is it normal i can't let people in my house?

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I go to great lengths to keep people out. If they knock, I open the letterbox and speak the words "knock knock" to them. When they ask who's there I tell them that they are, and that they've compromised the structure and integrity of a knock knock joke, thus they are not welcome today.

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago | pl

    Well I WOOD put my cock in the letterbox, because frankly that's how I greet people.

    I just hope you have the kindness not to smush it closed.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago | pl

    I wish this would actually happen to me in real life. I would laugh my ass off while walking back to my car lolz.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      If you can find my place, I'll happily do it to you. Not sure how you'd get your car across the Atlantic Ocean, though. :P

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      • Captain_Kegstand
        11 years ago | pl

        That's easy. It is a little more expensive, but if I fell my car up with dark matter, it can also move the universe around it, instead of driving. This is very similar to making it fly, and I could easily get there. Hard part is nailing down an address, or even a country lolz.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    Knock knock

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago | pl

    Hilarious.

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago | pl

    Why, though? What are you hiding in your house?

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago | pl

    Genius pure genius

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago | pl

    Why are you doing this?

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  • sickoflife
    11 years ago | pl

    It is sounds like you have illusions that someone might destroy your home.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago | pl

    I would laugh so hard if someone did this to me. Although people tend to open doors for me. Even if it's just to tell me that they never open doors.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      If you lived with me, I'd make you use the catflap. :P

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  • ಠ_ಠ
    11 years ago | pl

    Knock knock. ಠ_ಠ

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  • Aless
    11 years ago | pl

    i think its a bit odd to be honest but then again i cant go inside a home without first being invited even if the door is open and you might be my bf or uncle i cant go in until you directly say come in lol

    anywho perhaps its safe for you to not let anyone in there are some freaks out there...or maybe theyre already inside....GET OUT !

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago | pl

    Haha, that's funny:D

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  • SMALLS
    11 years ago | pl

    i let anyone in my house as long as i know them from somewhere else...

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  • nobleserpent
    11 years ago | pl

    Knock knock

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