Howdy hey, Stevie. I once asked Dr. Von Steinmann about the mysteries, purposes, and meanings of life. His tense body stiffened. In an astonished tone he said, "ELECTRIFICATION!!!. You must feel the intense alternating vibrations of electric energy in your brain, und emanating to your fingertips."
"Holy fuck", I said, "You have lightening bolts of neurosis shooting out your ass." Von Steinmann nodded. He rolled his googly eyes, smiled with crooked teeth and said, "Precisely".
The Von Steinmann conjecture could become a compelling argument favoring death by electrocution. Suddenly capital punishment would become 'shockingly' inspiring.
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Howdy hey, Stevie. I once asked Dr. Von Steinmann about the mysteries, purposes, and meanings of life. His tense body stiffened. In an astonished tone he said, "ELECTRIFICATION!!!. You must feel the intense alternating vibrations of electric energy in your brain, und emanating to your fingertips."
"Holy fuck", I said, "You have lightening bolts of neurosis shooting out your ass." Von Steinmann nodded. He rolled his googly eyes, smiled with crooked teeth and said, "Precisely".
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The Von Steinmann conjecture could become a compelling argument favoring death by electrocution. Suddenly capital punishment would become 'shockingly' inspiring.