I am, in fact, over 100 years old. I cannot say that I am in tip-top shape, but gay sex has allowed me to extend my years beyond what is considered normal for most. J. Edgar Hoover's penis was practically a fountain of youth, and I drank deeply from it (if you know what I mean).
IIN I am John F. Kennedy?
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I am, in fact, over 100 years old. I cannot say that I am in tip-top shape, but gay sex has allowed me to extend my years beyond what is considered normal for most. J. Edgar Hoover's penis was practically a fountain of youth, and I drank deeply from it (if you know what I mean).
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So, you mean to tell me that the Fountain of Love, Wisdom, and Youth basically turned you into a vampire? Blonde, gay vampire. Interesting.