Now let's say you are John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the 35th President of the United States of America who supposedly held your Presidential term from January 30, 1961 to November 22, 1963 because of your supposed death that happened that fateful day. Even if you were still alive, you would be dead by now as you were born in 1917. And if my math does me any good, you are around 104-105 years old. Unless you are a predecessor of the Royal family, Queen Elizabeth the II and Prince Philip etc. (R.I.P.) you would still have died around the respectful age of 83-84. You seem to sound like you are a top shape 16-27 year old rather than an old man having Alzheimer's or heart attacks.
I am, in fact, over 100 years old. I cannot say that I am in tip-top shape, but gay sex has allowed me to extend my years beyond what is considered normal for most. J. Edgar Hoover's penis was practically a fountain of youth, and I drank deeply from it (if you know what I mean).
IIN I am John F. Kennedy?
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Now let's say you are John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the 35th President of the United States of America who supposedly held your Presidential term from January 30, 1961 to November 22, 1963 because of your supposed death that happened that fateful day. Even if you were still alive, you would be dead by now as you were born in 1917. And if my math does me any good, you are around 104-105 years old. Unless you are a predecessor of the Royal family, Queen Elizabeth the II and Prince Philip etc. (R.I.P.) you would still have died around the respectful age of 83-84. You seem to sound like you are a top shape 16-27 year old rather than an old man having Alzheimer's or heart attacks.
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I am, in fact, over 100 years old. I cannot say that I am in tip-top shape, but gay sex has allowed me to extend my years beyond what is considered normal for most. J. Edgar Hoover's penis was practically a fountain of youth, and I drank deeply from it (if you know what I mean).
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So, you mean to tell me that the Fountain of Love, Wisdom, and Youth basically turned you into a vampire? Blonde, gay vampire. Interesting.