Is it normal i accidentally swallowed a battery?

It was the middle of the night, I got confused and grabbed a battery off my night stand and accidentally swallowed it. I only realized after I swallowed it and what I did sank in.

I tried to induce vomiting but got nervous it would choke me so I just went back to sleep and now it's morning.

Is it normal? Will it come out whole yuck

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9% Normal
Based on 34 votes (3 yes)
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  • charli.m

    If that really happened, you'd be dead. It would have burned through you and killed you, without immediate medical intervention.

    What a stupid lie.

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    • SwickDinging

      Yes, this is true. He could still be in the process of dying though

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      • charli.m

        His brain died long ago, that's for certain.

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    • I'm not lying

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      • charli.m

        So you're a zombie?

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  • Now you can be the Energizer Bunny!

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  • Holzman_67

    Hey man I know all about waking up without energy but there’s a thing called coffee that’s a bit safer

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  • SwickDinging

    If it's a button battery you have to go the emergency room because they do very serious damage very quickly.

    If it was a AA battery you'll probably just shit it out

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  • IrishPotato

    You're gonna die.

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      Actually I would be surprised if the battery took him down. It would be one less pinhead on this site though which may be nice. But if he has a habit of swallowing random shit, he won't be with us much longer anyways.

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      • IrishPotato

        We can only hope.

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  • You should go to the doctor ASAP. How long ago was it when you swallowed it?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    what size?

    link an xray or gtfo

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    • https://www.target.com/p/energizer-coin-lithium-2032-batteries-2-ct-2032bp-2n/-/A-14796579

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      • SwickDinging

        I've just seen this, please go to the emergency room right now, it's extremely dangerous and will have already done damage

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        everyones makin fun but ima take it seriously

        https://www.poison.org/battery

        so did it pass yet?

        it sounds like if the battery makes it to yalls stomach then yall be fine but if it sits in yalls esophagus itll burn a hole

        one other thought is that im guessin at was that yall was tryinta take a pill in the middlea the night which yall didnt mention and if yalld been more clear then people wouldnt be jumpin all over yalls shit

        yalls post sounds like yall just go swallowin random shit in the night

        there might be trouble if yalls pills is opiates cause they slow yalls digestion

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  • palehorse

    If you're not a troll please call the hospital immediately.

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  • Bratz

    So when's the funeral?

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  • SkullsNRoses

    I feel the user donteatstuffoffthesidewalk would be dissappointed with this careless consumption of random objects.

    (On the off-chance that you’re not trolling get your arse to the fucking ER.)

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  • RoseIsabella

    So you just randomly grab stuff off of your nightstand, and eat it all the time?

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    • Only that time. I got confused it was like 3am

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      • RoseIsabella

        Not normal.

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  • CountessDouche

    Lol @ accidentally.

    You accidentally put a battery in your gob

    Then accidentally forced it down the food tube

    You better accidentally go to urgent care

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    • raisinbran

      Coulda been one of those pill-shaped watch batteries.

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      • Yeah it was the pill one. Had to go to the hospital for it

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  • Indigobloom1

    Are you okay now? Hopefully he is alive

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      I don't know mate, he hasn't responded for a while. Someone made a post about subconsiosly eating paper towels and I think that might have been him, but that is the last I have heard of this man. Death by battery consumption.

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      • Indigobloom1

        Oh no 😢. I hope he rests in peace ♥

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  • raisinbran

    It'll be fine, your stomach produces acid and battery acid is pretty much the same thing. Just go on with your day as usual.

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