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Ever since I can remember I have sat down on the toilet and pulled my butt cheeks apart before going.
HOLY S*IT dude, I honestly thought I was weird for doing this. I asked all my friends and nobody does this but me. I always have to spread my buttcheck then sit on the toilet while spreading it to keep it spread. I've tried without spreading it and it just felt uncomfortable.
Eastern toilets you have to squat over the toilet. It's much healthier for bowel evacuation.
The seat kinda does it for you though doesn't it? This is what you do when your putting in a butt plug!
True, I prefer being in doggy style position. Finds it slides in better
Yep. Arch your back, spread your hips apart and stick your but in the air. From there use one hand to spread your cheeks and the other to squeeze in the plug. Either that or have someone else, if your lucky enough to have them, slide it in for you while you hold your cheeks open with both hands. I bet you can tell I have done this a few times haha!
Haha in that position I dont need to spread my cheeks my butt is a hungry hole and takes it very willingly!
I've only felt pain in my butt twice. Once when I caused a small rip and once when I made to big of a jump. Otherwise nothing but pleasure. Evdn my first time was dry and I loved it. No pain all pleasure. Unless you count when I used hot sauce and toothpaste now that was a good pain so meh
Lol hot sauce. If you like bigger plugs it can be harder to get them in, but for a lot of people size is not so appealing. Your lucky you only felt pain twice! When I was horny and curious in middle-high school, I would cram all sorts of shit up there with no lube. Including screw driver handles, flashlights, various vegetables(those weren't too bad) and camera sticks among others. Often times I rushed it or used something to coarse and either pulled on some anal hair or scraped some skin on my anus so it hurt like a bitch when I shit. Makes me so glad I have things actually meant to go up there now haha!
Hey it burns good man. Oooh uea I've had a rainbow of stuff up there. Most exotic being a toilet scrubbing brush I bought. Inky did that onc ed though. Felt good just bled like crazy
haha dude that sounds horrible! I'm glad I have a naturally accepting butt like so much! That would be brutal. Butt self lubes and everything when aroused. Tasty stuff I tell ya Haha
No need to spread your cheeks if you squat
It's best to do this and squat while taking a shit. It comes out much easier and cleaner.
I don't remember when I started doing that, but it was well into my teenage years. Everything got better after figuring that out. Everything. I thought it was a really weird thing to do, though, I guess not.
Your butt crack must be stainless!
Yea it is! I aint taking him/her from behind
God I'm fuckin funny. I should be a comedian.. Fuck sakes
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