I smelt his farts while he was watching tv and they smelled like chicken chow mein. I think hes doing it with a chinese lady cause his farts always smell like chinese food. He was eyeing one up in the chinese restaurant actually. Imma go there this week and confront the bitch.
IIN husbands farts smell strange, maybe he's cheating?
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I smelt his farts while he was watching tv and they smelled like chicken chow mein. I think hes doing it with a chinese lady cause his farts always smell like chinese food. He was eyeing one up in the chinese restaurant actually. Imma go there this week and confront the bitch.
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I think he might be cheating on you with a chicken! No wonder his farts smell of the essence of a nice toasty hot chicken ;)
No pun intended ;)