Is it normal how no one sees that chess is conservative propaganda?

One of the scariest things about the conservative agenda is how the illuminati slips propaganda into every little thing. Im scared because even after you explain it to people they just dont get it! Take the game of chess for example. They tell you that chess is some old game or whatever but if you pay attention youl see chess was secretly invented by republicans in order to spread their lies. I didnt know what chess was until last week but now that Ive looked it up its so obvious! The biggest theme in chess is anti-feminism. Thats right, in chess the "king" is the most important person. Why him? Why arnt women better than men in chess like they are in real life? It should be the "queen" is the most important person! Thats not the only way the chess people spread propaganda. Chess has a person called a "bishop" which is covered in drugs to make anyone who touches it start believing in god. The illuminati has censored anyone who knows about the drugs but I found the truth. Chess also glorifies war and violence. Chess was originally used to train people how to fight and kill. Almost everyone who plays chess before they turn 12 becomes a mass murderer because chess turns people into killers. Thats what it does. It makes you think that killing people is just "taking chess persons" and that youl win if you get enough points from doing that. Im so angry with how no one sees this. Now that its gotten so bad theres only one solution. Wake up people! We must ban chess destroy anything that mentions it and kill anyone who knows how to play it. Its the only way to make us safe in the future and prevent the republicans from recruiting more conservative gun toting murderers.

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  • TerryVie

    so...
    Go is communist propaganda?

    and checkers if feminist propaganda?

    and monopoly zionist propaganda?
    and so on...

    i think we have a good balance...

    also, it's interesting, as a child i always wondered why the white people fight against the black people.(as they also always make the first move) Like, couldn't they all just get along? Is having different color really a reason to fight an all-out-war? Oh, the symbolism...

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  • jucedaguy

    OP has touched some drugs.

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    • Allistalla

      Agreed.

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  • thecoldhardtruth

    Youre looking too far into it.
    Using that logic you can relate any two things. For example I could say apples will be the reason the world will end.
    " A lot of people like red apples. The demand for red apples will increase with the rise of population. Soon it will be so high that we'll all go to war over control of the apple-trade. Civilization will slowly implode through the course of these wars and treachery."
    See how ridiculous that sounds?
    Chess is a board game, get over it.

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    • Allistalla

      Like the pie baking pony? lol my little pony apple jack would die!

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    I find it awfully Republican to ban something that you don't agree with...

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    • nightmare28

      You mean like executing murderers?

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        Chess hasn't murdered anyone. Invalid comparison.

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        • nightmare28

          I'm just pointing out that Republicans are not the only ones who bad things they don't agree with, nothing to do with chess. Regardless if you are a conservative or a liberal, at least be honest and don't be a hypocrite.

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          • NeuroNeptunian

            I'm sorry if you don't agree with punishing murderers, but both Republicans, Liberals, and even some species of animals believe in punishing those who cause harm to others.

            I don't understand how I am being a hypocrite, you don't know me and unless you can give me actual examples of this, then don't make accusations towards my character that you can't back up.

            The context of this post warranted my answer. If you have trouble with context, I would suggest you study more about it.

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  • wigsplitz

    Is beer pong just another way to control people, by keeping them drunk and unable to vote or do anything constructive?

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    • Allistalla

      lol omgodxD!

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  • disthing

    I thought this wasn't a subtle enough troll for people to fall for but apparently I was wrong... In some ways, it's not the trolls that are annoying, it's the gullibility of the victims :P

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  • Decent trolling!

    And you're right -it's time to ban board games and sports and just start killing, raping, looting on the streets!

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Oh good lord, I was actually pretty entertained by reading this.

    Of course it is a load of bull though lolz.

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    • GuessWho

      Yeah, this troll actually tried...

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    • Allistalla

      damn right! stop spreading bullshit you stupid twit its a game for fuck sake! it is based on a monarchy! Not on politics. You have no idea what the diffrence between monarchy and democracy and communism is? worst conspiracy thoery ever! call the mental home this man is insane. The Op is Dullusional thats signs of a disorder. I have never looked apon something like this. Stop making chess racist. I LIKE CHESS YOU IDIOT. I AGREE WITH KEGS YOU ARE SPEWING KRAP FROM YOUR FACE. you must have farted out your mind as you talk krap.

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  • NaughtyCat

    The biggest clue that chess was invented by the republicans is that White moves first.

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    • flutterhigh

      Agreed. Also, the empire only falls when the king is trapped? PATRIARCHY

      Also, tic-tac-toe is clearly a method of gender indoctrination. X-chromosomes versus O-varies? Could it be any more obvious that they're trying to pit women against each other?

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      • Allistalla

        lol.

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  • i agree i have never been so angry as when playing chess on a train with an opponent who was getting helpful advice from other commuters, so i agree with you i felt like killing too, i never understood this until now

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  • I am so unbelievably head hurt from this...
    The reason why the "king" is a more important piece of the game is because in reality, kings hold more authority than queens. That would be like saying "Aw, why is the pawn not as good as the queen? They just hate men!". Not to mention, the queen is much more useful in chess, if that is not already known.
    Wow, what? Women are better than men? Sure, say that using something men made. I tell you what. If you can make that statement to thousands of people without using male inventions, I will take you seriously. Women are better than men in real life? Are you off your rocker? The majority, atleast 85% of thi=ngs "needed" today were man-made. For women being so "superior" you sure do rely on male contributions to survive. Moron.

    What? A board game teaches people how to kill? Ugh.
    You are so unbelievably delusional that I am not looking forward to reading the rest.

    By your own logic, manopoly makes people land owners and millionairs...By your own logic, if someone plays mousetrap, they are going to go in to the business of exterminating rodents.

    Your logic here is "Kill the people that may be killers under this stupid idea I have, because they will grow up to kill people, so let's kill them!"...

    I am not stupid, I certainly do think you're a troll. On the off chance that you aren't, I'd say a 10% chance, then you are just unbelievably moronic that it is not normal.

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    • flutterhigh

      Dude, there is a 0% chance it's a serious post.

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      • NaughtyCat

        There is a 0% chance that there are any serious replies.

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      • You seriously underestimate how stupid people can be...But, I am sure this is a troll post, about 10% of me thinks there is a chance it's serious, though.

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    • Allistalla

      If it is a true post. They need to go to the asylum.

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  • dappled

    Is there any point me spending time on answering this?

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    • NaughtyCat

      You just did.

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      • dappled

        Dang!

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  • Pinklemonade22

    Wanna play chess - you wack job.

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  • harrocakes

    You got way too much time on yo hands nigga hahah!!!!

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    That guy believes he's more intelligent because he gets conspiracy theories the masses are too dumb to get but can't even spell to save his life. "youl" , "im", "ive" no really LOL.

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  • jgustainis

    21st sentury schitzoid man!

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  • Lynxikat

    Troll.

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  • Allistalla

    Holy shit your not running for Democrats are you? You are making your party look very bad. By the way if anyone wants to murder me for playing chess they will be dead before you are fully noted.

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    • Allistalla

      there is a another one saying chess is liberal propaganda. You are both dullusioned.

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  • Allistalla

    I use to love chess more fun than checkers. I have not killed yet hm I wonder maybe your idea is still to be proven. If OP is correct he has made him/herself a target for all murderers who play chess. So I suppose secret it is out and soon OP will be standing under a group of white chess and wonder?

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  • Allistalla

    Or are you wrapping foil around your skull and taking off your finger nails to hide from invaders who want to infect you with probes and make you do something to your family?

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  • Allistalla

    why is this not under drug section? Did you smoke some very strong pot?

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  • izakthegoomba

    Nice story, very well written, would read again. A gold star for you, OP!

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    • Allistalla

      OP is a troll or insane!

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      • izakthegoomba

        Really? Holy Shit! No fucking way! You must be kidding me!

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        • Allistalla

          I smell another troll. Go home Pinky.

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          • izakthegoomba

            ...

            You know that was sarcasm, right?

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  • fullhouse

    Your right! chess was created by Indians who are members of illuminati and they are controlling us..
    King is most powerful in chess, it cant even move without any check :-P

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