Is it normal (guys help me!)

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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago | pl

    Go on twitter and triangulate his positional coordinates through his IP address. Drive to his house (if you don't have a car, a Segway will do) and just linger there for a while. Take note of his patterns of movement - keep a journal if you must. Then, when he exits his house at an opportune moment, leap out of your car/Segway and start crabwalking towards him screaming the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air rap. Circle around him as he watches your mating ritual, clearly impressed by your skills. As the rap comes to a finish, slowly lower your voice until you're whispering it. Run away when it ends.

    Guys totally love that shit.

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