Is it normal for urine/stools smell like lemon/citrus?

Your urine and feces smell like lemons!!! Ok listen very carefully you have a rare medical condition...you need to insert a banana in your anus and burn your house down...trust me I'm a butcher...I know about these things.

You might want to consult a doctor about that.

My urine smells of piss
My stools smell of shit

Now THAT's normal!

You wish.

Mine smells like fried chicken

You must be on acid.

Wah?