I have a perfect explanation for this. He really is an eccentric hobo who has a fairy godfather. His godfather turned him into a hunky chunk of cheese with a sexy car. He had to leave abruptly because the spell wears off at midnight sharp. He loves you and try to come back for more glorious dates. Only when you marry will he stop being a eccentric hobo and become sexy hunk of cheese with the valiant motorised steed you've come to love so well.
Now, if you will excuse me, it's the early morning and sky is still dark which means that there's still time for me to create chaos for any superhero on the prowl.
Is it normal for this to happen after a date?
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I have a perfect explanation for this. He really is an eccentric hobo who has a fairy godfather. His godfather turned him into a hunky chunk of cheese with a sexy car. He had to leave abruptly because the spell wears off at midnight sharp. He loves you and try to come back for more glorious dates. Only when you marry will he stop being a eccentric hobo and become sexy hunk of cheese with the valiant motorised steed you've come to love so well.
Now, if you will excuse me, it's the early morning and sky is still dark which means that there's still time for me to create chaos for any superhero on the prowl.
*Disappears in a puff of smoke*