I got it! It was the spermfairy! Now it all adds up!
Seriously tho, nobody had access to my room. Maybe I am just absent minded and forgot I put the banknote in there. Does not make much sense tho. I mean, can you imagine? putting the banknote in the wallet without looking in it,then going all: who put this in my wallet?
doesn't sound like me at all. I clearly remember folding it,opening the wallet, looking in it,seeing the five dollars one, placing the banknote in it right next to the five dollar one, closing it up, placing it on my desk, keeping on guarding the perimeter, no one got in my room. Not even for a split second. The desk is right beside my bed, I have been on it the whole time, nobody got near it. I am sure of it. Damn if I had a damn camera I'd show you the empty side of the wallet and all. IT WAS NOT THERE I TELLS YA! DAMN YOU! WHOEVER YOU ARE! STOP MAKING THINGS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR IN MY ROOM YOU ROMULAN! THIS IS FEDERATION SPACE! ANY FuRThEr teleporting objects without permission from the higher official in command will be interpreted as a declaration of war. DO YOU HEAR ME YOU ROMULAN? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME WITH THESE POINTY EARS OF YOURS!
Who the hell are you? I mean, who's hologram are you?
.......
Yeah I just put it in there a while ago and forgot.
OR MAYBE NOT!
What was that? A cigarette just appeared in mid air. fell on my chest and lightened itself up after I put it in my mouth. Seriously. I kid you not. The phenomenon was preceeded by a screeching noise and a blurry sparky cloud. I kid you not. Whatever. Who's going to believe me anyway.
Is it normal for one hundred bucks cash to appear in my wallet?
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I got it! It was the spermfairy! Now it all adds up!
Seriously tho, nobody had access to my room. Maybe I am just absent minded and forgot I put the banknote in there. Does not make much sense tho. I mean, can you imagine? putting the banknote in the wallet without looking in it,then going all: who put this in my wallet?
doesn't sound like me at all. I clearly remember folding it,opening the wallet, looking in it,seeing the five dollars one, placing the banknote in it right next to the five dollar one, closing it up, placing it on my desk, keeping on guarding the perimeter, no one got in my room. Not even for a split second. The desk is right beside my bed, I have been on it the whole time, nobody got near it. I am sure of it. Damn if I had a damn camera I'd show you the empty side of the wallet and all. IT WAS NOT THERE I TELLS YA! DAMN YOU! WHOEVER YOU ARE! STOP MAKING THINGS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR IN MY ROOM YOU ROMULAN! THIS IS FEDERATION SPACE! ANY FuRThEr teleporting objects without permission from the higher official in command will be interpreted as a declaration of war. DO YOU HEAR ME YOU ROMULAN? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME WITH THESE POINTY EARS OF YOURS!
Who the hell are you? I mean, who's hologram are you?
.......
Yeah I just put it in there a while ago and forgot.
OR MAYBE NOT!
What was that? A cigarette just appeared in mid air. fell on my chest and lightened itself up after I put it in my mouth. Seriously. I kid you not. The phenomenon was preceeded by a screeching noise and a blurry sparky cloud. I kid you not. Whatever. Who's going to believe me anyway.
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