Is it normal for my wife to poop in my mouth while i sleep?

Erm, so when I woke up this morning, I tasted something nasty only to realize I had a huge turd hanging out of my mouth. We have no kids or pets and it didn't look like anyone broke in so it had to be my wife.

I confronted her and surprisingly she not only admitted it but acted like I was the weird one for even confronting her about it. She is acting like it's the most normal thing in the world. So is this normal or no?

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21% Normal
Based on 14 votes (3 yes)
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Comments ( 5 )
  • SwickDinging

    Happens to everyone at some point. Normal.

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  • techpc

    Now do it back to her.

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  • DarkMatter

    ???????

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    It's not normal to be degraded like that.

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  • Curiouskitten444

    Its a sign of affection, she wants you to return the act of love.

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