Lol, at least you're not one of those people who think their own poop doesn't stink!
That's why I keep a box of matches in my bathroom. AFAIK lighting a match is the most effective way of getting rid of those odours.
I think u could use a detox. try googling olive oil detox. yodrink some olive oil on an empty stomach. one of the symptoms for built up toxins in the body is smelly stools.