Is it normal for my mom to ambush me while i am masturbating?

My mom suddenly barges in my room everytime I masturbate and yells on me and threatens to beat me if I don't stop.
She does this everytime. I am annoyed to the point I wished to kill her several times. Is this normal?

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33% Normal
Based on 46 votes (15 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Easy fix. Get a job and an apartment.

    Then your mom won't hear you beating your meat.

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    • I can't. I am sick. You should be feeling sorry for me! (coughing)

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        Ah... too young to move out then eh?
        :-)

        So wait until you're old enough to rent an apartment and then have fun.

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  • Ghost121

    Haha your mom is kick ass! XD

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    • It's not funny, I could actually explode and hurt her. Start beating her with the first object at hand. Which happens to be a very heavy ivory little statue.

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  • Shackleford96

    Keep going?

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    • Alison89

      Ha ha!

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    • I can't with you watching me.

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      • Shackleford96

        Sorry about that, I'll turn my head.

        No, I won't peak!

        Okay, maybe I will... :P

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  • They invented door locks for a reason. Unless she kicks it down while locked.. She's got issues.

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    • I tend to forget my door open.

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      • seabird_71

        Then I'm sorry to say this but that's your problem. You gotta learn to keep it incognito if you want privacy.

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  • Kar

    try the bathroom or shower

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    • I need the privacy of my room to do that, doing it in the bathroom just feels wrong.

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  • Legion

    Are you in a religious family by any chance? some people who are very religious have hang-ups and believe its sinful to masturbate. It isnt, but they were probably taught that.

    Still, that's an invasion of privacy.

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    • No! All the contrary! I think she is jealous! Get's really weird whenever I look at girls and she notices it. I think she feels like hurting the poor girls.

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  • Alison89

    Maybe try masturbating a little quieter? How else does she know you're doing it?

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  • Try doing it when she's not in the house. But either way, she's got issues. You should point out she had to engage in sexual activity to get you into the world, so it's the pot calling the kettle black.

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    • When I have to do it I just have to do it.

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  • Pisslan616

    Do it quieter.

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    • Quieter? To get any quieter I should stop breathing altogether.

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  • trickydick

    Ask her if she wants to do it for you, maybe she feels left out and wants to play

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    • I think I am about to vomit.

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  • KacyWatson

    No not normal. Your mum should let you masturbate in peace! >:(

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  • she keeps tracks of my whereabouts and always knows what I am doing at all times. I think she simply figures out by "time schedule". I don't know how she does it, all I know is she always knows what I am doing and freaks out whenever She suspects I am doing something else and comes check on me. Any advices on how to solve this trouble?

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