First, you'll end up being caught by the police after trying to lie your way out of it, caught up so much in yourself that you won't even realize that there was so much fucking evidence against you anyway, it wouldn't matter whether or not you told the truth.
Then you'd end up in a highly publicised trial with over-zealous soccer Moms and teenagers blogging and posting on facebook about how big of a dick you are and about how you are going to hell. All the while you are rotting in a jail cell with a homeless guy who has been talking to himself all night. All of your friends and family will see it thinking "I knew this guy was fucked in the head".
Next thing you know, 10 years have passed. You're rotting in prison, you have several tattoos and you are past the point in which you care about whether or not your family comes to visit you to tell you how you have ruined everyone's life and how they hope you rot in hell for eternity. But hey, next week you're being interviewed for your A&E special, "Miranda's Murder" or "Tiffany's Terror" or some shit like that. Then, the whole nation will know that you and your friend, who committed suicide during the trial, are fucked up individuals.
Either way, don't do it, lest you wish to reduce the entirety of your life to an hour long A&E special that I'll probably just fuck or sleep through anyway.
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Don't do it.
First, you'll end up being caught by the police after trying to lie your way out of it, caught up so much in yourself that you won't even realize that there was so much fucking evidence against you anyway, it wouldn't matter whether or not you told the truth.
Then you'd end up in a highly publicised trial with over-zealous soccer Moms and teenagers blogging and posting on facebook about how big of a dick you are and about how you are going to hell. All the while you are rotting in a jail cell with a homeless guy who has been talking to himself all night. All of your friends and family will see it thinking "I knew this guy was fucked in the head".
Next thing you know, 10 years have passed. You're rotting in prison, you have several tattoos and you are past the point in which you care about whether or not your family comes to visit you to tell you how you have ruined everyone's life and how they hope you rot in hell for eternity. But hey, next week you're being interviewed for your A&E special, "Miranda's Murder" or "Tiffany's Terror" or some shit like that. Then, the whole nation will know that you and your friend, who committed suicide during the trial, are fucked up individuals.
Either way, don't do it, lest you wish to reduce the entirety of your life to an hour long A&E special that I'll probably just fuck or sleep through anyway.