Is it normal for my cat to try to kill me ?

Cats are crazy. This is, sadly, normal. It's a 'baby' thing, with luck, and kitty'll grow out of it.

However.

I still have scars a year later from a cat I babysat. She'd crawl into my lap and act all cute...kneading me, all "Aww I love you, you're my friend" then BAM! Claws, teeth, blood everywhere, more like, "I kill you, bitch!" Then when I screamed in pain, she'd freak out and run into the wall.

My dog did the same sort of thing for the first year or so of her life. She's a kelpie x. They're pure evil. Cats are worse.

But so cute and fluffy :)