Is it normal for me to want to cut my own dick?

Not normal to want to injure your joystick. Nope nope.

Dr Hackemoff can do it in his office.

Just cut off your balls- i.e. castration. That should do the trick. Need the dick to pee through.

Actually I would need more detail on the "negatively changes my way of thinking." thing.

Yes, it normal just as it's normal for a dog to lick its own balls. No, it's not normal for the average guy to be able to do it.

Just say you "identity" as a woman and nobody will think your crazy.

Cut it or cut it off?

Just don't

Is this different than people that cut themselves from psychiatric illness?