Yup that's exactly it. The most powerful of the Asian nations all got together and decided to implant secret spies all across the U.S. to study our culture. They did this because they are obviously jealous of our superior eating habits, wonderful healthcare systems, compassion for our fellow man, and minimal taxes.
They want to find out how we can all become so fat, so as to breed the most amazing sumo wrestlers ever, and use them to take over the world! You think that Asian restaurants use a lot of rice and noodles, and are springing up everywhere because we like them? Wrong! In reality they are funded by this secret alliance of Asian nations called the foot, and lead by a terrifying ninja named Shredder! This is to skinny us all up before they attack with their obviously superior McDonald's feed sumo army!
Congratulations, you figured it all out! We are going to throw a parade in your honor, and you can be the BIG hero!
Is it normal for me to think that asians are secret spies?
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Yup that's exactly it. The most powerful of the Asian nations all got together and decided to implant secret spies all across the U.S. to study our culture. They did this because they are obviously jealous of our superior eating habits, wonderful healthcare systems, compassion for our fellow man, and minimal taxes.
They want to find out how we can all become so fat, so as to breed the most amazing sumo wrestlers ever, and use them to take over the world! You think that Asian restaurants use a lot of rice and noodles, and are springing up everywhere because we like them? Wrong! In reality they are funded by this secret alliance of Asian nations called the foot, and lead by a terrifying ninja named Shredder! This is to skinny us all up before they attack with their obviously superior McDonald's feed sumo army!
Congratulations, you figured it all out! We are going to throw a parade in your honor, and you can be the BIG hero!
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I actually died of laughter xD.