IIN for me not to tell this guy i have a 7 year old girl by him

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  • Raise your daughter to be a ruthless assassin and let the vitriol slowly swell inside her until one day as she's fighting crime in the ghetto housing projects she finds her estranged father slumped on a whiskey-stained loveseat with a drugged up Thai hooker draped across his lap lazily giving him a handjob and watching Wheel of Fortune reruns until he turns around and sees his assassin ninja daughter right before she stretches a condom over his entire head and suffocates him then she puts on sunglasses and looks at the Thai hooker and says "always use a condom."

    Yeah. That would be so badass.

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