Is it normal for libraians to be sexy looking?

I like cafeteria lady's with their thick eyebrows, hair-nets, tree trunk-like legs, lazy eye, and hairy moles. Oh the way they handle my meatloaf drives me wild with desire.

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Librarians or Librans? The non-word you used could be either.. I'd guess the latter, as your spelling implies you don't frequent libraries.
I do like the sound of the skirt made of barley though.

Librarians are old or have moustaches. The library is a good place to go for internet while smoking crack, but not to try to pick up librarians. Even the ones who are kind of hot in terms of being old and having lady-beards don't ever really put out.

I fucked a lady right there in the library and the librarian knew and said if I fucked her she wouldn't tell on me, so I did and she was wonderful.