I had a buddy who was like that. He was the most shy and reserved guy in the world; he wouldn't even swear in front of others.
It was a whole different story when he got a few Coronas in him. The guy became like some kind of cross between every Jim Carrey character ever (yes even the one from that penguin movie no one saw) and he just went wild groping everyone. It was like the Tazmanian Devil but with a lot more sexual harassment. Just a flurry of hands going for boobs, crotches, asses, just anything within reach.
I thought it was hilarious. He didn't get in much trouble on the count of being so damn quiet while sober and the girls were all on good terms with him. My friends loved it.
Then he one day he grabbed my dick. Then it stopped being funny. I haven't talked to him since.
Also just get drunk and fuck. It doesn't count when you're drunk. That's how I always get laid.
So when he grabbed your dick you got so turned on that you couldn't deal with it and dump him as a friend huh. That's cold dude. It's ok that you're a closeted homosexual, it's not your ex buddies fault.
IIN for guys to take advantage of drunk girls
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I had a buddy who was like that. He was the most shy and reserved guy in the world; he wouldn't even swear in front of others.
It was a whole different story when he got a few Coronas in him. The guy became like some kind of cross between every Jim Carrey character ever (yes even the one from that penguin movie no one saw) and he just went wild groping everyone. It was like the Tazmanian Devil but with a lot more sexual harassment. Just a flurry of hands going for boobs, crotches, asses, just anything within reach.
I thought it was hilarious. He didn't get in much trouble on the count of being so damn quiet while sober and the girls were all on good terms with him. My friends loved it.
Then he one day he grabbed my dick. Then it stopped being funny. I haven't talked to him since.
Also just get drunk and fuck. It doesn't count when you're drunk. That's how I always get laid.
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So when he grabbed your dick you got so turned on that you couldn't deal with it and dump him as a friend huh. That's cold dude. It's ok that you're a closeted homosexual, it's not your ex buddies fault.