You have every right to be afraid; there are horrible creatures that live in the dark!
That's why I live on a boat; even zombies can't get out to hurt me. I am safe from all those creatures that infest the dark ashore.
But you are in mortal danger and you must not fall asleep EVER. Quickly, buy a boat and move aboard; it is your only hope!
Is it normal for an adult to be afraid in the dark?
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You have every right to be afraid; there are horrible creatures that live in the dark!
That's why I live on a boat; even zombies can't get out to hurt me. I am safe from all those creatures that infest the dark ashore.
But you are in mortal danger and you must not fall asleep EVER. Quickly, buy a boat and move aboard; it is your only hope!
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You may be safe from zombies and boogeymen, but being dragged down into the abyss by a sea monster is in my opinion a more terrible fate.
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If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you. We have an understanding; if I can trust it to keep it's part of the bargain.
If you sleep, Freddy Krueger can kill you. No matter where you are.
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Can Freddy swim? In salt water? Wouldn't he attract a lot of sharks because he smells of blood?
Aha, I knew it, I am safe from him, too.
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Man your lucky
Seas are easier to cross in dreams.