IIN for a guy to use skin care products?

I used to have acne & it made my life very difficult.
All the girls I asked out said no.
I used to cry in the bathroom during lunch.

My prom date was too embarrassed to dance with me so I ran away from the school & hid in the bushes in the park
& then five black men jerked off on my face.
It was the best facial I've ever had
it cured my acne & my self-esteem.
& my hetrosexuality.

Ever since then my skin glows like the sun.
& I constantly let black men cum in my face.

Its a true story!