Is it normal for a girl to say "yeah (my name) mustache looks hot."

Nope she must be into you cause that's never said anywhere.

Of she wonders why it's so thin, just tell her it's getting wore off from all the moustache rides you are giving.

This is funny, because the way you describe it I imagine that there are middle aged women with more of a mustache than you. You know you are supposed to be 18 to post here, right?

Pussy tickler.

When it comes in thick you can become a cop and beat women

Some girls like a 5 o clock shadow

bettern sayin yalls circius strongman/village people/lesbian pushbroom/hitler mustache looks hot

That's kinda cute. But you sound like you may be underage...