Let me guess... you're also taller, thinner, prettier, and smarter than that skank bitch, too.
I feel your pain. The fat office skank with no life is the bane of my existence.
What you do is go to whoever's in charge of HR or whatever and tell them that she seems mentally unstable. When whoever you tell asks you why, tell them that she's become obsessed with you and, you know... what with all the workplace shootings in the news and all...
You catch my drift, and in reality, you're only looking out for yourself (because really, you have no way of knowing whether or not this chick has, like, a satanic shrine to you in her bedroom or something creepy like that).
Trust me, if you frame it right for your boss or the HR person, she'll be fired before the end of the week. Not only does your company not want to have a creepy person around, they don't want to get sued if anything *does* happen, and you telling them about it now means they would have known ahead of time should something like that happen.
And if you have any moral issues with tanking the office lard-tub, think of it this way - You're doing the rest of us a favor. The more of those fat, useless, stupid, ugly office bitches we can get rid of, the more jobs there are for useful, kind, clean, self-esteem having women like us.
Is it normal for a co-worker to constantly bad mouth you?
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Let me guess... you're also taller, thinner, prettier, and smarter than that skank bitch, too.
I feel your pain. The fat office skank with no life is the bane of my existence.
What you do is go to whoever's in charge of HR or whatever and tell them that she seems mentally unstable. When whoever you tell asks you why, tell them that she's become obsessed with you and, you know... what with all the workplace shootings in the news and all...
You catch my drift, and in reality, you're only looking out for yourself (because really, you have no way of knowing whether or not this chick has, like, a satanic shrine to you in her bedroom or something creepy like that).
Trust me, if you frame it right for your boss or the HR person, she'll be fired before the end of the week. Not only does your company not want to have a creepy person around, they don't want to get sued if anything *does* happen, and you telling them about it now means they would have known ahead of time should something like that happen.
And if you have any moral issues with tanking the office lard-tub, think of it this way - You're doing the rest of us a favor. The more of those fat, useless, stupid, ugly office bitches we can get rid of, the more jobs there are for useful, kind, clean, self-esteem having women like us.
Burn that fucking bitch to the ground!