Actually I do anal, but it's still nice and tight, do they even do anus transplants?? I don't have a problem with gay people. I just have a problem with dickheads that don't deserve my organs. So, thanks to the jerks out there NO ONE gets my organs!! I'd donate my anus to a nice gay guy if I knew a cool gay guy that needed one and I happened to be terminally ill or whatever. But I can't risk having my anus going to some foolish, mean gay guy though, so I can't bring myself to just anonymously donate any body parts.
I'd rather burn $100 than give it to some coksmith, so I feel the same way about my organs. I'm not taking any chances. Fuck that.
i once hated this kid who was a tool box so i went to his house and took an upper decker, thats where you shit in the tank so when he flushes shitty water keeps getting refilled
I am aware of what an upper-decker is, and thanks to my handiwork, some others have been educated on the whole deal to boot. They were not pleased, I'm sure they'd rather have looked it up in Urban Dictionary but instead got to experience it What the fuck does that have to do with an anus transplant though?
I just got the limited edition of The Little Mermaid, it has the part where Ursula and King Triton engage in some hot anal action, before full on ass to mouth. Interested?
IIN-Don't want to donate my organs because a douchebag might get them?
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Actually I do anal, but it's still nice and tight, do they even do anus transplants?? I don't have a problem with gay people. I just have a problem with dickheads that don't deserve my organs. So, thanks to the jerks out there NO ONE gets my organs!! I'd donate my anus to a nice gay guy if I knew a cool gay guy that needed one and I happened to be terminally ill or whatever. But I can't risk having my anus going to some foolish, mean gay guy though, so I can't bring myself to just anonymously donate any body parts.
I'd rather burn $100 than give it to some coksmith, so I feel the same way about my organs. I'm not taking any chances. Fuck that.
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i once hated this kid who was a tool box so i went to his house and took an upper decker, thats where you shit in the tank so when he flushes shitty water keeps getting refilled
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I am aware of what an upper-decker is, and thanks to my handiwork, some others have been educated on the whole deal to boot. They were not pleased, I'm sure they'd rather have looked it up in Urban Dictionary but instead got to experience it What the fuck does that have to do with an anus transplant though?
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Are you aware of a blumkin?
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Yep but that's just fucking gross. Sorry.
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Are you a woman or a hermaphrodite?
Any man that calls himself a man has to get at least one blumpkin at some point.
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Can't I be both?
you make me horny
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I'm one step ahead of you, because you just made me cum.
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i am watchig disney movies on my balcony while i jerk off
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I know, I'm watching you. Are you enjoying Alladin, sweetie?
I just got the limited edition of The Little Mermaid, it has the part where Ursula and King Triton engage in some hot anal action, before full on ass to mouth. Interested?