IIN-Don't want to donate my organs because a douchebag might get them?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    you get to keep your asshole tho? next youll be saying gays cant have it cause they wore theirs out and yours is fresh and new, tsk tsk

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      Actually I do anal, but it's still nice and tight, do they even do anus transplants?? I don't have a problem with gay people. I just have a problem with dickheads that don't deserve my organs. So, thanks to the jerks out there NO ONE gets my organs!! I'd donate my anus to a nice gay guy if I knew a cool gay guy that needed one and I happened to be terminally ill or whatever. But I can't risk having my anus going to some foolish, mean gay guy though, so I can't bring myself to just anonymously donate any body parts.

      I'd rather burn $100 than give it to some coksmith, so I feel the same way about my organs. I'm not taking any chances. Fuck that.

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      • JustinBiebsFan#1
        11 years ago | pl

        i once hated this kid who was a tool box so i went to his house and took an upper decker, thats where you shit in the tank so when he flushes shitty water keeps getting refilled

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago | pl

          I am aware of what an upper-decker is, and thanks to my handiwork, some others have been educated on the whole deal to boot. They were not pleased, I'm sure they'd rather have looked it up in Urban Dictionary but instead got to experience it What the fuck does that have to do with an anus transplant though?

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